Today is Jesus’ brithday. So I contemplated and meditated a lot about today.
And I started thinking that Jesus is the Son of God, right? Which means that He was very “well endowed” to begin with. And that explains a lot. A 33 year-old virgin (because all the ladies say He’s “too beaucoup”) who was always getting his feet washed.
I’m just trying to connect the dots. Don’t judge me. Only God can do that. And I know he has a sense of humor.
Happy birthday, hung Jesus!